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Speaking Of Witch
A look at exactly went on during the Salem Witch Trials and why we shouldn't be that sorry
Denny's
It's like America had a restaurant baby
News ARCHIVE
Its the news from every month I've done this. Its only two months now but if I figure this will come in handy at some point.
A Gentleman's Guide to Having a Penis
Well you have yourself a penis...now what
August News
Everything you need to know about what happened in August
Cultural Appropriation
The part of 9/11 no one dares to talk about. Until now.
AI For Retards
Its by retards for retards
Garfield's Time Machine
He finds a time machine and goes back in time to murder than man who invented Mondays.
The Butterfly Effect is for the Birds
If a Butterfly gets crushed in the forest does anyone give a shit?
The Kevin Hart Roast
I'm mad about it but just not for the same reason you're mad about it.
The Press Secretary
We're losing our press secretary, and I've got some ideas
SCANDAL
Are you a politician? Have you done the worst shit humanly imaginable? Rampant News has you covered
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