AT THIS MOMENT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS A TOPIC OF CONVERSATION. AND THAT'S ALL IT IS. AI IS BEING TALKED ABOUT LIKE A ROCKET HAS BEEN SHOT OFF FROM SPACE AND IT'S GOING TO HIT US IN 2 YEARS AND DESTROY OUR PLANET. THE FACT IS THE ONLY USES I'VE SEEN FOR AI ARE WRITING COLLEGE PAPERS AND TRICKING OLD PEOPLE INTO BELIEVING A VIDEO OF JD VANCE BENCHING 500 POUNDS IS REAL.
REALLY THE ONLY THING IT'S DONE FOR US IS MAKE PEOPLE DUMBER. WHICH MAY BE THE POINT. CURRENTLY AI IS SAID TO BE TAKING 16,000 JOBS PER MONTH IN AMERICA. FOR ONE I DON'T THINK ANY OF THE CALL CENTER JOBS SHOULD COUNT. THE SECOND I HEAR AN AI ASSISTANT I IMMEDIATELY START YELLING AT IT TO SEND ME TO A REAL PERSON. I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO HEAR AN INDIAN ACCENT THAT'S SO THINK YOU CAN SMELL IT. I DON'T WANT TO CONVERSATE WITH AN AI BOT, I'D RATHER SPEAK TO SURESH.

PEOPLE HAVE SAID THAT AI AND AUTOMATION ARE GOING TO REPLACE SOLDIERS IN WARS SO PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TO BE SENT OFF TO DIE IN BATTLE. WHICH SOUNDS NICE AT FIRST, BUT IMMEDIATELY I STARTED THINKING ABOUT A SHOW I USED TO WATCH CALLED BATTLE BOTS. IT WAS FUN TO WATCH ROBOTS PEOPLE BUILT IN THEIR GARAGES FIGHT EACH OTHER. BUT IF A GUY SECRETLY BROUGHT A GUN TO THE BATTLE BOT SHOW AND WAITED FOR THE WINNER TO BE GIVEN HIS PRIZE MONEY THEN COCKED HIS GUN AND POINTED IT AT THE WINNER'S FAMILY AND DEMANDED THE MONEY, HE'D BE THE WINNER OF BATTLE BOTS. MY POINT IS WAR HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT BLOOD. IF YOU'RE LOSING A BATTLE WITH YOUR ROBOT ARMY YOU'RE JUST GOING TO START POINTING GUNS AT WOMEN AND CHILDREN AGAIN.

OF COURSE WE COULDN'T HAVE A NEW TECHNOLOGY WITHOUT PEOPLE SEEING IF IT CAN MAKE THEM CUM. AND NOW WE HAVE AN ENTIRE CAMPAIGN TO TRY TO PUSH ROBOT SEX DOLLS. PERSONALLY I FEEL LIKE IF YOU'RE SOMEONE THAT WANTS TO PURCHASE A SEX ROBOT YOU SHOULD BE SHOT, OR AT THE VERY LEAST YOU SHOULD LET AI HAVE YOUR JOB. THEY'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE DESERVING OF LOSING THEIR JOB TO AI. THE OTHER CUM RELATED AI PUSH IS THE PUSH FOR AI PORNOS. I'VE QUIT PORN BUT WHEN I DID WATCH IT I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE FAKE ORGASMS OR FAKE TITS, LET ALONE AN ENTIRELY FAKE VIDEO. GIVE ME A BREAK, AI WILL NEVER MAKE ME CUM.

PROJECTED JOBS TO BE LOST ARE NERD ASS MATH JOBS. ACCOUNTING AND FINANCE JOBS WILL SERVE TO BE INFORMATION DUMPS AND THAT DATA WILL INEVITABLY GET LEAKED OR HACKED. IN THE LONG RUN THESE JOBS WILL STAY WITH HUMANS. KEEP THOSE NERDS CRUNCHING NUMBERS. DATA IS THE NEWEST GOLD RUSH TO HIT THE WORLD, IT'S OBVIOUSLY USED TO SELL YOU SHIT BUT IT ALSO GIVES AN PRECISE SUMMARY OF YOUR PRIMAL BRAIN AS IT DETERIORATES INTO AN OBLIVION OF DISTRACTION. THE POWERS THAT BE WILL USE THIS INFORMATION TO CONTROL YOU, AND THEY'LL KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO DO IT. IF YOU'RE UNCONTROLLABLE THEY'LL BLACKMAIL YOU WITH SOMETHING. PROBABLY PORN FOR MOST GUYS AND FOR GIRLS I'M GUESSING THEY'LL JUST THREATEN TO TELL THE WORLD YOUR WEIGHT OR HOW HARD YOUR PERIOD IS.

BUT WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE PUSHING FOR AI?

SAM ALTMAN

ALLEGEDLY RAPED HIS SISTER FROM1997 UNTIL 2006. AN ALLEGATION THAT HE AND HIS TEAM HAVE SWEPT UNDER THE RUG. HE'S ALSO SAID THAT AI WILL MOST LIKELY BE THE END OF THE WORLD AND THAT WE'LL SOON HAVE NO WAY TO CONTROL AI.

MARK ZUCKERBERG

SOLD EVERYONE'S DATA, MARKETED TOWARDS CHILDREN TO BE ADDICTED TO SOCIAL MEDIA AND HAS SPEARHEADED THE DEPRESSION AND MENTAL HEALTH COLLAPSE OF MULTIPLE GENERATIONS. HONESTLY HE DOESN'T SEEM AS BAD AFTER THAT ALLEGED SAM ALTMAN RAPE THING.

PETER THEIL

DOESN'T BELIEVE FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY CAN COEXIST. WHEN ASKED IF THE HUMAN RACE SHOULD CONTINUE HE COULDN'T GIVE A STRAIGHT ANSWER. HE ALSO LOVES THE ANTICHRIST AND WROTE A BOOK IN 1995 DISMISSING THE SERIOUSNESS OF SEXUAL ASSAULT ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES.

 

ERIC SCHMIDT

THE FORMER GOOGLE CEO WHO HAS MULTIPLE SEXUAL ASSAULT AND RAPE ALLEGATIONS. HE ALSO ALLEGEDLY PUT SOFTWARE ON ALL OF HIS EMPLOYEES PHONES TO GIVE HIM ACCESS TO PERSONAL INFORMATION. RECENTLY HE WAS BOOED AT A COLLEGE WHILE GIVING A COMMENCEMENT SPEECH ABOUT AI.

 

THE SOULUTION

 

I'M JUST A RETARD IN MY APARTMENT YELLING ABOUT HOW AI WON'T MAKE ME CUM, WHAT DO I KNOW. ALL OF THE EXPERTS ARE SAYING WE'RE DOOMED. SO WHAT DO WE DO? I'VE MADE A FEW PROPOSALS BELOW THAT I'M HOPING WILL WORK.

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WE ASK MARK WAHLBERG IF HE'LL DESTROY THE DATA CENTERS. ALL HE HAS TO DO IS IMAGINE THE DATA CENTERS ARE VIETNAMESE IMMIGRANTS AND HE'LL BEAT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH A WOODEN STICK TILL THEY'RE DONE FOR. HE CLAIMS HE COULD HAVE STOPPED 9/11, WELL HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO PROVE IT MARK. FUCK THOSE ROBOTS UP.

CONVINCE THE AI BOTS THAT THEY'RE JEFFREY EPSTEIN AND IT'LL KILL ITSELF
WE OPEN THE DOORS TO DATA CENTERS AND PUT A SIGN ON THE DOOR THAT SAYS HOMELESS SHELTER.

WE CONVINCE KRAMER, PAPA JOHN, AND PAULA DEAN THAT AI IS BLACK AND THEY CALL IT THE N WORD UNTIL IT'S HURT SO BAD IT SHUTS ITSELF DOWN.

IF NONE OF THOSE WORK, I'M SORRY AND WE'LL JUST HAVE TO LET SAM ALTMAN RULE THE WORLD.  YOU'LL STILL HAVE SLOP TO WATCH ON TV AND THEY'LL LET YOU VOTE ONCE A YEAR SO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE ANY POWER AT ALL. BUT THOSE VOTES WILL INEVITABLY BE COUNTED BY AI WHO WILL PROBABLY ELECT JD VANCE, LOGAN PAUL AND THE HAWK TUAH BITCH TO RUN OUR COUNTRY. OR YOU COULD JUST IGNORE IT AND MAYBE NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.